Thursday, March 1, 2012

Sunday, February 19, 2012

fakta vs auta

fakta :

setelah issac newton makan chicken chop waktu tengah hari, beliau berasa mengantuk lalu duduk di bawah pohon epal. angin bertiup sepoi-sepoi bahasa lalu sebiji epal jatuh di atas kepalanya. hentakan tersebut menyebabkan neuron di dalam otaknya mula bertindak balas dan mendapat idea kenapa bual epal jatuh ke bawah dan bukan ke atas.maka tercetuslah idea gravity muka bumi.

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auta :

setelah ishak naqiuddin makan nasi kandar waktu tengah hari, beliau berasa mengantuk lalu duduk di bawah pohon durian. angin bertiup sepoi-sepoi bahasa lalu sebiji durian jatuh di atas kepalanya. malangnya belum sempat neuron di dalam otaknya bertindak balas beliau sudah pun menemui ajal.


Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Saturday, August 6, 2011

tips : persediaan menaiki bas express

walaupun sudah mempunyai kereta yang mak ayah bagi pinjam. selalu aku jgk travel menaiki bas express sebab kadang2 malas nk drive disamping menjimatkan wang. oleh sebab itu disini aku akan kongsikan beberapa tips sebelum menaiki bas express...

1. perkara pertama yang harus anda lakukan adalah membeli dahulu tiket dikaunter tiket yang sah mengikut destinasi masing2. elakkan membeli tiket dari ulat2 sampah tiket yang menyemak ketika anda turun dari kereta atau teksi. sekiranya anda tidak membeli tiket, agak malanglah nasib anda kerana pasti akan dihalau oleh tuan driver bas.

2. pastikan anda kencing dan berak dahulu sebelum menaiki bas kerana bas sekarang tidak lagi mempunyai tandas seperti bas dahulu kala. jika tidak mahu berak sekali pun, pastikan anda kencing terlebih dahulu bagi mengelakkan anda terkena penyakit batu karang akibat menahan kencing di dalam bas yang sangat sejuk.

3. bawa pemain mp3 anda. jika tiada memadai dengan membawa earphone handphone untuk mendengar lagu yang sesuai dengan jiwa anda. ini sangat penting bagi mengelakkan pencemaran bunyi yang dihasilkan oleh bas yang sudah uzur ataupun menopause.

4. untuk pengetahuan anda, di dalam bas express tiada cafe seperti di dalam train ktm. beli air mineral bagi mengelakkan anda dahaga semasa perjalanan. beli juga roti, coklat atau gula2 sekadar alas perut. elakkan membeli nasi goreng atau mee goreng untuk dimakan di dalam bas. pasti orang sebelah akan sangat marah dengan anda.

5. untuk tidur yang nyenyak bawalah bantal leher yang comel dan bukan bantal busuk anda. bawa juga penutup mata untuk mengelakkan pancaran matahari dan lampu kenderaan dari arah bertentangan serta baju sejuk agar anda dapat lena diulit mimpi yang indah semasa menuju ke destinasi.

sekian saja untuk tips ini. semoga anda selamat sampai ke destinasi yang dituju

p/s : kan best semua bas ada stewardess?

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Friday, July 1, 2011

Subject : FIND THE CAT.....!


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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

wordless wednesday : rentung!


makan lua lg la jawabnya malam ni

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

graduation day

date : 20 may 2011
venue : dewan agong tuanku canselor





















Saturday, May 14, 2011

Dollar US Trick (USD 20)

1) Fold a new pink $20 bill in half...


2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below


3) Fold the other end, exactly as before


4) Now, simply turn it over...


Sunday, May 1, 2011

yeah! dpt emel dr sony

Valued PlayStation®Network Customer:
We have discovered that between April 17 and April 19, 2011, certain PlayStation®Network user account information was compromised in connection with an illegal and unauthorized intrusion into our network. In response to this intrusion, we have:
  1. Temporarily turned off PlayStation®Network services;
  1. Engaged an outside, recognized security firm to conduct a full and complete investigation into what happened; and
  1. Quickly taken steps to enhance security and strengthen our network infrastructure by re-building our system to provide you with greater protection of your personal information.

We greatly appreciate your patience, understanding and goodwill as we do whatever it takes to resolve these issues as quickly and efficiently as practicable.
Although we are still investigating the details of this incident, we believe that an unauthorized person has obtained the following information that you provided: name, address (city, state, zip), country, email address, birthdate, PlayStation Network password and login, and PSN online ID. It is also possible that your profile data, including purchase history and billing address (city, state, zip), and your PlayStation Network password security answers may have been obtained. If you have authorized a sub-account for your dependent, the same data with respect to your dependent may have been obtained. If you have provided your credit card data through PlayStation Network, out of an abundance of caution we are advising you that your credit card number (excluding security code) and expiration date may have been obtained.
For your security, we encourage you to be especially aware of email, telephone, and postal mail scams that ask for personal or sensitive information. Sony Computer Entertainment will not contact you in any way, including by email, asking for your credit card number, identity number or similar number or other personally identifiable information. If you are asked for this information, you can be confident Sony Computer Entertainment is not the entity asking.  When the PlayStation®Network services are fully restored, we strongly recommend that you log on and change your password.  Additionally, if you use your PlayStation®Network user name or password for other unrelated services or accounts, we strongly recommend that you change them, as well. 
To protect against possible identity theft or other financial loss, we encourage you to remain vigilant to review your account statements and to monitor your credit or similar types of reports. 
We thank you for your patience as we complete our investigation of this incident, and we regret any inconvenience.  Our teams are working around the clock on this, and services will be restored as soon as possible. Sony Computer Entertainment takes information protection very seriously and will continue to work to ensure that additional measures are taken to protect personally identifiable information. Providing quality and secure entertainment services to our customers is our utmost priority.  Please contact us at 2341 2356 (HONG KONG) OR 021 2994 8800 (INDONESIA) OR 1 800 81 4963 (MALAYSIA) OR 800 8523 663 (SINGAPORE) OR 0809 079 888 (TAIWAN) OR 0 2715 6100 (THAILAND). should you have any additional questions.

Sincerely,
Sony Computer Entertainment Hong Kong Limited

p/s : account PSN aku kne hacked jgk ke?